rabioheab:

happy birthday. we couldn’t afford to put a stripper in your cake like you wanted so instead we just put your cake in a stripper. she ate the whole thing in like 2 minutes. you should have been there. it was amazing.

omfgicanteven:

Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22

Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26

Mariah Carey is 44 and her boyfriend is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.

croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

tvspecial:

brangail:

fakeyouout:

i finally know where i belong

Same.
~Brandy

thanks brandy